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I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him.
---- Galileo Galilei
We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything.
---- Thomas A. Edison
Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
---- Author Unknown
Learning is not attained by chance, it must be sought for with ardor and attended to with diligence.
---- Abigail Adams (1744 - 1818)
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
---- Mitch Hedberg
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
---- Isaac Asimov
"It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'"
---- Sam Levenson
Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.
---- Robert Frost
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
---- Gail Godwin
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
---- H. G. Wells
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
---- Doug Larson
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
---- Thomas A. Edison
Technology will not replace teachers...teachers who use technology will
probably replace teachers who do not.
---- Ray Clifford
Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation.
---- Kin Hubbard
The least of learning is done in the classrooms
---- Thomas Merton
It is a paradoxical but profoundly true and important principle of life that the most likely way to reach a goal is to be aiming not at that goal itself but at some more ambitious goal beyond it.
---- Arnold Toynbee
Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster!
---- unknown
Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?"
---- Kelvin Throop III
I never teach my pupils; I only attempt to provide the conditions in which they can learn.
---- Albert Einstein
No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness.
---- Sheik Abd-al-Kadir
There are painters who transform the sun to a yellow spot, but there are others who with the help of their art and their intelligence, transform a yellow spot into the sun.
---- Pablo Picasso
To have another language is to possess a second soul.
---- Charlemagne
As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life - so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls.
---- M. Cartmill
A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats.
---- anonymous
it's probably not a good idea to underestimate my ability to make an ass out of myself—just when I seem to have it under control, I'll turn around and surprise you.
---- Tenser said the Tensor
20 Free English Language & Literature Courses
If you are trying to learn or teach the English language, there are a number of free online English Language and literature courses that can help with your quest. Many of these courses are offered through colleges and universities. Here are 20 courses to try today:
Beginning English – This free online course from About U offers eight lessons for beginning English speakers. The course is delivered via email and takes eight weeks to complete.
Beginner’s English Course – Learn English Online offers an 11 unit course that is split into 52 easy-to-cover lessons. The course is aimed at beginners, but intermediate learners may also find it useful.
American English Audio Course – This free 40-unit audio course introduces students to American English. The course focuses on practical conversations and the type of academic language used at U.S. universities.
Online English Course – 1-language.com offers several free English courses, including this 70-unit online course. The course has sections for beginners, elementary speakers, and intermediate students.
Intensive Grammar Workshop – This grammar workshop from About U offers intensive grammar instruction for intermediate/advanced-level speakers. The workshop is delivered via email and takes 13 weeks to complete.
English Pronunciation Course – The English Club provides several free courses for EFL/ESL learners. This online pronunciation course includes several self-study modules and an accompanying forum for discussion and questions.
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Karen inscribed these words of wisdom on Thursday Jun 18, 2009 at 04:10 AM
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Beware Foreign Teachers
With all the bad press foreign English teachers get in Korea it’s hard to stay positive. It also seems that there is some scaremongering going on about foreign teachers and swine flu. Anyhow ZenKimchii posted a pic of a poster his boss put up to let off steam about this issue. For those to dense to realize this is clearly tongue in cheek.
30+ EFL Teachers Quarantined
So it appears that 30+ EFL teachers in Korea have been quarantined for testing positive for swine flu. One of the teachers is maintaining a blog Under Quarantine The teachers seem rather upbeat:
Last night people smuggled Soju into their rooms. It feels something like Prison Break. I’m sure our value will fluctuate depending on how many cigarettes we have and how many we can trade.
However the American embassy doesn’t seem concerned as we can see in this entry titled Embassy Fail it’s not like embassy’s are here to help their citizens or anything. The Canadian embassy is even more useless in my opinion.
So last night we called the U.S. Embassy just to inform them of the situation. We weren’t asking for help or anything, but just because we felt they should know that, I dunno…30+ OF THEIR CITIZENS ARE BEING DETAINED! It’s not like we’re worried the Korean Health Ministry of Medicine for Make Healthy of Koreans is going to take us out in the woods, shoot us in the back of the head, dump us in a pit and throw lye over our corpses, it’s just that a few of us felt better about our government knowing where we were, which I realize is an irony as I type it.
bq. Anyways, the lady on the phone was very helpful!
bq. Me: “Hiya! I just thought the Embassy should be aware that 30+ U.S citizens have been quarantined right outside Seoul for suspicion of swine flu exposure.”
Operator: “Okay, well it’s a weekend, and we’re closed. Monday’s memorial day, so could you call back on tuesday?”
Me: “You…you’re serious?”
Operator: “Is it an emergency? Cause if it is we have someone we can call.”
Me: “Um…let’s see, there’s 30 americans in quarantine for swine flu exposure. Basically, we’re arrested. It’s totally cool, don’t worry—we’ll call on tuesday—”
Operator: “Okay, thanks for calling.”
Me: “No wait—”
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Sean. inscribed these words of wisdom on Monday May 25, 2009 at 07:50 AM
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The MPAA is Freaking Insane!
Ars Technica reports that MPAA: teachers should videotape monitors, not rip DVDs.
Basically the MPAA thinks that having teachers record a video using a camcorder videoing a tv is a good way to not pirate. Isnt’ this essentially the same thing as a cam version of a current release movie? They suck, so why would a teacher show an inferior product in the classroom that requires more work to produce than just ripping a clip from a DVD.
Watch the video below for an example of the whole convoluted mess.
MPAA shows how to videorecord a TV set from timothy vollmer on Vimeo.
After how many years the MPAA and RIAA still haven’t gotten it and now they’re going after underfunded schools with overworked teachers. Unbelievable.
