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Study without desire spoils the memory, and it retains nothing that it takes in.
---- Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1519)
Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
---- Author Unknown
Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation.
---- Kin Hubbard
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
---- Mitch Hedberg
Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
---- Malcom Forbes
Learning is not attained by chance, it must be sought for with ardor and attended to with diligence.
---- Abigail Adams (1744 - 1818)
To have another language is to possess a second soul.
---- Charlemagne
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
---- Lily Tomlin
As soon as I buy the moose head, I have to go pick up some KY jelly.
---- Mary Roninette Kowal
The least of learning is done in the classrooms
---- Thomas Merton
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.
---- Edward Abbey
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
---- Doug Larson
No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness.
---- Sheik Abd-al-Kadir
I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him.
---- Galileo Galilei
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
---- Gail Godwin
The important thing is not to stop questioning.
---- Albert Einstein
Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?"
---- Kelvin Throop III
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
---- Isaac Asimov
Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar.
---- Edward R. Murrow
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
---- Fred Allen
To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent.
---- Robert Copeland
Technology will not replace teachers...teachers who use technology will
probably replace teachers who do not.
---- Ray Clifford
The great enemy of clear language is insincerity. When there is a gap between one's real and one's declared aims, one turns as it were instinctively to long words and exhausted idioms, like a cuttlefish spurting out ink.
---- George Orwell
Books to the ceiling,
Books to the sky,
My pile of books is a mile high.
How I love them! How I need them!
I'll have a long beard by the time I read them.
---- Arnold Lobel
The voodoo priest and all his powders were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino, and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of the world combined, and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself.
---- Mark Helprin, Memoir from Antproof Case, 1995
How to Make Google Your English Teacher
Google is a very popular search engine, but did you know that it could also serve as a Tutor?
Google is a very popular search engine, but did you know that it could also serve as a Tutor? Click here to download a 5-page guide, or scroll down to preview a few tips from the guide itself.
Enjoy…
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englishcafe inscribed these words of wisdom on Tuesday Dec 16, 2008 at 03:59 AM
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The Man Who Reads Dictionaries
The Man Who Reads Dictionaries is an interesting article in the BBC.
Ammon Shea spent a year reading the Oxford English Dictionary - 20 volumes, 21,730 pages and 59 million words - and he rates poring over a dictionary as enriching as reading a novel. Why?
go read the rest to find out why and you’ll also learn the meaning of a number of interesting words including:
Cachinnator
Dyspathy
gove
Hansardize
Natiform
Philodex
Tripudiate
remord
unbepissed
psithurism
apricity
We also here about:
“A student in Iraq was trying to learn English and he sat down trying to learn every word in the dictionary, starting at the beginning with A and working all the way through.
“It’s probably not the best way to learn English, and you’d learn many more than you would need.”
Whose Language
update
Some interesting comments by Brogan and Alex Case worthy of entries on their own. Be sure to read those comments and leave your own. I’m too damn busy to be more than passive in this case.
An interesting article about World English’s in The Financial Times. One of the books that I recently bought is featured called “World Englishes” by Andy Kirkpatrick. I’m not currently reading that one as I have two other books language related on the go. Skip the first two paragraphs of this article and the rest is good and fascinating.
hat tip to The TESOL Blog.
Commentators on global English ask three principal questions. First, is English likely to be challenged by other fast-growing languages such as Mandarin, Spanish or Arabic? Second, as English spreads and is influenced by local languages, could it fragment, as Latin did into Italian and French – or might it survive but spawn new languages, as German did with Dutch and Swedish? Third, if English does retain a standard character that allows it to continue being understood everywhere, will the standard be that of the old English-speaking world or something new and different?
The issue is: whose English will it be? Non-native speakers now outnumber native English-speakers by three to one. As hundreds of millions more learn the language, that imbalance will grow. Mr Graddol says the majority of encounters in English today take place between non-native speakers. Indeed, he adds, many business meetings held in English appear to run more smoothly when there are no native English-speakers present.
Native speakers are often poor at ensuring that they are understood in international discussions. They tend to think they need to avoid longer words, when comprehension problems are more often caused by their use of colloquial and metaphorical English.
Sean. inscribed these words of wisdom on Saturday Nov 10, 2007 at 07:03 AM
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review of koreanclass101
The EFL Geek described a new KSL class online and I am in the process of giving it a try. Koreanclass101 is growing and currently has ‘newbie lessons’, beginner lessons and a little more (the audioblog seems geared toward stronger Korean ability). The site offers free podcasts and additional paid material. When you sign up, you get a free week of access to the premium material, including transcripts and review.
I am about to game the system. I don’t recommend this, but I will soon sign up with a second email address (doesn’t everyone have a handful of email accounts these days?) for a further week of free access to the full service. My trivial excuses are: 1) I’m doing this for you -helping give you a better account of the services offered, and 2) I was busy that week - it was a bad time to explore the content.
A more serious reason is that I have not yet found my true level in the material offered. Again, I was busy. Perhaps a level test is needed (is ‘level test’ a Konglish term -it rolls naturally off my tongue but I’m not sure). I would even accept a sort of eye test: “Can you read and understand this line?” “How about this line?” There’s not much point in cheating on a level test, after all.
I don’t mind, and probably need, review. I am not a ‘newbie’ but, well, false beginners are always hard to place.
Anyway, the podcasts are clear and stand alone well. The documentation prints out in good format, but I don’t really like PDF files. I would prefer a simple ‘.txt’ file that I could store in my phone’s ebook folder and read while listening on the bus. That would be handier than paper in my situation.
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kwandongbrian inscribed these words of wisdom on Tuesday Oct 30, 2007 at 11:55 AM
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Women’s Dictionary
One of my students blogged this video on her blog and I thought I’d share with you. It’s amusing.
Sean. inscribed these words of wisdom on Saturday Sep 15, 2007 at 09:39 AM
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Do as I say…
I am no longer a Do as I say, not as I do teacher. For the longest time, I’ve been recommending that my students speak English with each other outside of class; with friends or by joinging a club. I’m also a strong advocate of learner dictionaries vs bi-lingual dictionaries. Well recently I picked up the first ever Learners dictionary for Korean learners and have started using it.
I have additionally started a conversation time once a week with a foreign friend and colleague. Last Friday was our first session of one hour. It went pretty well and ended up with some English, but not as much as one would expect. Overall I’m looking forward to this time to use Korean.
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Sean. inscribed these words of wisdom on Monday Mar 12, 2007 at 09:17 AM
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Korean Learners Dictionary
There is now a dictionary, 100% Korean, available for learners of Korean: 한국어 학습 사전.
Sean. inscribed these words of wisdom on Saturday Feb 3, 2007 at 06:56 PM
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15 minutes
Yesterday in Korean class we had our oral test. I earlier wrote about the paper test. I do similar test with my English students by scheduling them for 15-20 minute paired conversations. When I’ve mentioned this to other teachers many times I’ll hear that it is too difficult for the students to do or impractical. Depending on your time constraints it may be impractical but I don’t think it is too difficult as long as your students are at least at a high beginner level.
The teacher decided that all students would watch the other students have their conversation which was, to me, an interesting approach. I enjoyed being able to watch the other students do their conversations and laugh at the funny bits as well as the mistakes - it was more of a laughing with rather than laughing at.
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Sean. inscribed these words of wisdom on Saturday Jan 27, 2007 at 07:58 AM
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Language Assessment
Last week in my Korean language classes we had mid-terms. For the most part I felt that the test was fair, accurate as well as valid and reliable. In the writing class we were given three questions and expected to respond with about a page of writing for each question. I did that and finished a few minutes early. I haven’t yet recieved my grade so I don’t know how I did. The questions were similar to ones covered in class so I felt they were fair.
In the listening/Reading class we listened to several texts and answered multiple choice questions or wrote down one word answers. This was very fair and consistent with what I have read on assessing listening skills. I blew a couple of questions as I could not discern the most important word in the text. The reading section was also fair and consistent, but I think I didn’t do as well as I should have.
Speaking class is a two hours out of the four hour day. Speaking is a misnomer as it is really a speaking/grammar class with the focus on speaking. Grammar is only explained in this class; in reading/listening and writing we are expected to know the grammar being focused on and used communicatively as it has been explained in speaking class. There are additionally grammar explanations in the textbook.
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Sean. inscribed these words of wisdom on Tuesday Jan 23, 2007 at 06:02 AM
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Merry Christmas in over 350 languages
Merry Christmas everyone. While surfing around earlier I came across this site Merry Christmas in over 350 Languages. It’s too bad that everything is romanized, but still it is interesting to look through.
Here is the Korean in Korean 즐거운 성탄절이 되길 빌어주다 though this expression is a little different than the one on that page. My Korean classes are going well and if you can read Korean you might want to check out my Korean Learning Blog.
Sean. inscribed these words of wisdom on Saturday Dec 23, 2006 at 12:02 PM
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Reflective Language Learner
Earlier today I recieved an email from a reader of my Korean learning group blog telling me about their blog.
hi, my name is ***** and i recently started a blog about learning cantonese. I was born in seoul and am half korean so there will be lots of stuff on korean also. anyways, i’m fascinated by languages and a lot of my entries are just my whole take on the language learning process. in any case, i hope you take a look. the address is http://houhousihk.blogspot.com/
I took a look and liked it so far. It is always interesting to read about anothers experience learning a foreign language. I in particular enjoyed Things I wish I Knew Before and Language Proficiency Tests and Why They Suck I agree that they suck, but not necessarily for the same reasons as the author. Anyhow go give 好好食 a read and see what you think.
Sean. inscribed these words of wisdom on Thursday Dec 7, 2006 at 07:04 PM
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Speech Accent Archive
From a thread on Dave’s Cafe a very interesting site with audio samples of the many accents of English-speaking people, both native and non-native, from around the world. You can visit the Speech Accent Archive or go directly to the browse specific language page.
I copied the about page in the extended entry. The accent archive page is an interesting resource with lots of potential. I just need to sit down and consider the possibilities.
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Sean. inscribed these words of wisdom on Sunday Nov 5, 2006 at 04:33 PM
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TOEIC
My wife is about to become a victim of testing English. Her company, in it’s infinite wisdom, has decided that all employees are to take a TOEIC exam. The exam has been scheduled for December 17 and they were just told today. Yes, they have only 2 months to prepare for an exam that in my opinion has absolutely nothing to do with English skill and is overly long and mind numbing to complete. Yes I took a practice test myself ages ago to see exactly what it was like.
My wife has never taken a TOEIC exam before and is a little stressed because of this. She has no problem speaking or writing in English and has been communicating at the corporate level in English for over 10 years. In fact when she interviewed for her current job, two years ago, they hired her on the spot because of her English skill in the interview. If they were satisfied then, what exactly is the purpose of conducting this needless test at this point?
For the next two months my wife will now have to spend what little free time she has getting familiar with the test format. Yes getting familiar with the test format, not actually learning English. No one studying for the TOEIC actually learns English. All they do is learn how to pass the infernal test.
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Sean. inscribed these words of wisdom on Wednesday Oct 18, 2006 at 07:29 PM
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How to Pronounce “TH”
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click for bigger image - found via Dave’s Cafe this thread
Sean. inscribed these words of wisdom on Tuesday May 9, 2006 at 04:47 PM
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Review of Korean Studies
Earlier this evening I wrote a 1693 word review of the Korean program at Sogang University which I have been attending for the past ten weeks. If you are interested in learning Korean or what I’ve been doing for the past ten weeks then pop on over - leave a comment if you like over at Lets Learn Korean as they will be disabled here.
Sean. inscribed these words of wisdom on Thursday Feb 23, 2006 at 09:03 PM
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So Good You’ll What?
Over on Daves Cafe I came across this thread which linked to this news article (in Korean). The article itself isn’t important but the picture is. I’ve uploaded it for posterity. Clearly the marketing department fails their English test this month.
Sean. inscribed these words of wisdom on Friday Jan 6, 2006 at 02:09 PM
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The Red and the Mondegreen
Snopes has a number of Christmas Carols with commonly misheard variations. According to snopes these misheard variations are referred to as mondegreens. The origin of this term is interesting as well
he term ‘mondegreen’ — representing a series of words resulting from the mishearing of a statement or song lyric — is generally attributed to Sylvia Wright, who is credited with coining the neologism in a 1954 Harper’s column. Ms. Wright was chagrined to discover that for many years she had misunderstood the last line of the first stanza in the Scottish folk ballad “The Bonny Earl of Murray,” which reads:
Ye Highlands and ye Lawlands,
Oh! Where ha’e ye been:
They ha’e slain the Earl of Murray,
And they laid him on the Green.Ms. Wright misheard this stanza as:
Ye Highlands and ye Lawlands,
Oh! Where ha’e ye been:
They ha’e slain the Earl of Murray,
And Lady Mondegreen.From the disappearance of Sylvia Wright’s tragic heroine, Lady Mondegreen, came the term for describing unconventional interpretations or understandings of oral repetition, usually in the form of song lyrics.
One example of song lyrics that have been misheard that results in a possible improvement is the following verse from the Twelve Days of Christmas, Enjoy:
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My tulip sent to me:
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lawyers leaving,
Nine lazy Hansons,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven warts on women,
Six geezers laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a cartridge in a pantry.
(or) And a partrie Jinnapear tree.
Using What You Know
Gord has written a very interesting post titled Using What You Know Where he discussses students usage of their native language in the EFL classroom. He talks about circumlocution as a method to get around unknown vocabulary, dictionary usage, body language and the teachers usage or non-usage (even restriction) of the first language in the classroom. This is a very insightful and well written post (as can be expected from Gord) that I highly recommend all teachers go and read.
Sean. inscribed these words of wisdom on Friday Nov 18, 2005 at 02:07 PM
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Hangul Day
Bill Poser of Language log writes a long, interesting and informative post about the origin of Korean script and Hangul Day. I knew there was a day for it, but had forgotten which day was celebrated because it is not (no longer?) a national holiday. I highly recommend reading it.

Why it’s important to learn English (well)
The Lost Nomad, links to an interesting picture which suggests the importance of understanding product labels.





