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 Sunday September 06 2009

Life English

This semester I’m teaching a course titled “Life English”. No course goals, guidelines or information was given only the title and that it’s two hours once a week. A couple of weeks ago on facebook I posted a status update something along the lines of “Life English, whose life? my life, your life, a transgender lesbian sadomasochists life, a preachers life, a billionaire retirees life? throw a dog a bone”

To some extent I still feel that way, but I did a level assessment this past week and also got a couple of ideas from the students of what they want from the course. Hopefully it goes a little better. In any case I’m going to focus on language skills that get used in real life, rather than on textbook produced stuff.

This weeks lesson is based on a Breaking News English lesson Facial Expressions are not Universal I’m not using only the BNE handout, but rather using it as a springboard to focus on non-verbal communication. I’ve created additional handouts that focus on interpreting facial expressions, smilies, and internet acronyms.

The greater focus of the lesson is on the last two as I feel that these are potentially the most useful for students living in Korea who wish to use the internet to exercise their language skills. Joining, or lurking in, English internet communities it is very useful to know what the various smilies mean especially since English smilies and Korean smilies are different – I’m referring to text based smilies and not graphical.

For those interested in chatting via twitter, msn, or other chat rooms it’s also important to understand what all the internet acronyms mean. I did some reasearch and found a great list that is actually to help parents know what their kids are typing on the computer. I took about 20 of these and turned it into an exercise. I’m sure students will like to know what b4n or iwkwm means when they start chatting with native speakers.



Sean. inscribed these words of wisdom on Sunday Sep 6, 2009 at 08:08 PM
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 Wednesday April 29 2009

20 Online Resources for EFL Teachers

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The web is an excellent resource for EFL teachers who are looking for jobs, career information, lesson plans, worksheet generators, blogs, and other helpful resources. Here are 20 websites worth visiting today:

General Resources

  1. TEFL.net – Designed specifically for teachers of English as a foreign language, this site offers a wide range of resources for EFL teachers.
  2. About ESL – This About.com site offers articles, lesson plans, a blog, and a community forum.
  3. EFL.net – This EFL learning site is a great place to find articles, audio books, language software, and other helpful teaching tools.
  4. TEFL Job Database – The TEFL.com database is a good place to search for EFL teaching jobs in any country. New job listings are added Monday through Friday.
  5. ESL Base – This site provides an introduction to TEFL. ESL Base also offers career and education information, job listings, and other EFL resources.

EFL Lesson Plans

  1. The Internet TESL Journal – The Internet TESL Journal offers hundreds of free teacher-submitted lesson plans for EFL teachers.
  2. A4esl.org – This no-frills site offers quizzes, tests, podcasts, puzzles, and other activities for ESL/EFL students.
  3. i to i TEFL – This is a great site to find TEFL lesson plans, writing activities, and other classroom helpers.
  4. ESL FlowESL Flow has hundreds of pre-made lesson plans for EFL teachers. Plans are split into three categories: elementary, pre-intermediate, and intermediate.
  5. ESL Mania – This site is an excellent resource for classroom materials, grammar quizzes, lesson plans, teaching tips, and other helpful resources.

Worksheet Generators and Flashcard Makers

  1. ESL Worksheet Generator – This site makes it easy for EFL teachers to generate their own printable worksheets with answer keys.
  2. Super Teacher Worksheets – Although you can’t generate your own worksheets on this site, you can find plenty of pre-made English Language Arts worksheets and printables.
  3. Cramberry – Students and teachers can use Cramberry to create flashcards online and track learning progress.
  4. ESL Flashcards – Teachers can download hundreds of free, pre-made flashcards and printables from this easy-to-use site. Flashcards can be printed in three different sizes.
  5. Flashcard Exchange – This web-based flashcard library is used by more than 400,000 people. You can download pre-made flashcards or create your own.

EFL Blogs

  1. My ESL Corner – Inma’s blog is a place for educators to share ideas and teaching resources.
  2. Becoming a Better EFL Teacher – Prof. Larry M. Lynch covers everything from foreign language teaching to speaking presentations in his EFL blog.
  3. Randall’s ESL Blog – Written for both teachers and students, Randall’s ESL blog offers study tips as well as information about ESL programs, accent reduction, and cultural understanding.
  4. ESL Superblog – The ESL Superblog provides a summary of some of the things language teachers from around the world have written in their blogs.
  5. Larry Ferlazzo’s Website of the Day – This teacher-written blog is an excellent place to find additional online resources for EFL teachers.

Guest post from Karen Schweitzer who writes for TeachingDegree.org, a site that provides teaching degree information.



Karen inscribed these words of wisdom on Wednesday Apr 29, 2009 at 07:14 AM
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 Saturday June 07 2008

Newspaper Topics

Last fall I taught a couple of classes (3 hours total) with newspaper articles and discussion questions and then again this Spring I’ve been teaching a company class with two students. These students are quite fluent in English and their only requirement was that we discuss newspaper articles. The topic did not matter. I got to choose and format the discussion the way I wanted to.

Instead of merely printing up the article and bringing it to class, I instead copied it into MSpublisher, formatted it, added vocabulary notes and discussion questions. I then emailed the article to students 1-2 days in advance of the lesson for them to read it and be prepared for discussion. The articles are from a variety of news sources and most of them should be usable in any country or context with adult learners.

I’ve uploaded an archive file (11.2mb) with all articles so far in both publisher and pdf format. If you have pdf then you’ll be able to modify them to your own uses. Here are two sample articles to take a look at before you download the whole archive: metrosexual and toronto subway strike.

update

I’ve finished another article on cloning dogs and pets for class this week. It’s not included in the archive, so if you want it, you’ll have to get it separately.

If you like these or find them useful, please leave a comment.



Sean. inscribed these words of wisdom on Saturday Jun 7, 2008 at 09:08 AM
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 Tuesday April 29 2008

Real Time Review

In class today I did a mingling exercise where students filled in a weekly schedule of events that they wanted to invite someone to. Students invited and then either accepted or rejected the invitation. If they were rejected they were expected to propose an alternative, if accepted then negotiate a time and place with each other. I’ve done this lesson many times before and build up the language before starting.

This time however for the review section instead of just making notes of common errors, I walked around the classroom with my camera and recorded conversations. I then moved the video from my camera to the computer and we watched it as a class where students were encouraged to notice what they did correct and find mistakes if possible.

This went over really well in all three classes that I did it with. I will be doing this again in the future with this and other similar exercises.



Sean. inscribed these words of wisdom on Tuesday Apr 29, 2008 at 04:07 PM
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 Wednesday March 26 2008

Corner Gas

I’m teaching an advanced class yet again. This week one of my lessons from last semester was not very good. I needed to replace the second hour so I decided to add another TV show to the mix. This time I chose Corner Gas - A Canadian sit com that just got picked up by an American network. This show is funny, very unique, and I can guarantee that students have never seen it before.

The handout is in pdf format - Corner Gas Whataphobia. If you want an MSpublisher format send an email and I’ll get it to you.



Sean. inscribed these words of wisdom on Wednesday Mar 26, 2008 at 09:57 AM
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 Tuesday March 04 2008

Ice Breakers

Not my greatest piece of writing, but my latest column for the Korea Herald is out. When I started writing this I searched my archives and was surprised to note that I had not previously written about icebreakers. For the record the article has been slightly re-ordered by my editor.

Korea Herald Readers
Welcome. Feel free to comment and leave your thoughts on this weeks column. If you would like to learn more about me visit my bio page. I have also been blogging at this site for 4 years so there are a lot of entries if you care to look through the archives. Some of my favorite or more popular entries are available on the classic entries page.


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Sean. inscribed these words of wisdom on Tuesday Mar 4, 2008 at 05:23 PM
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 Wednesday January 30 2008

Crack the Code

curses to both Zenkimchi (for linking to) & A Geek in Korea for this mind bender of a language puzzle. I’m not good at these kind of puzzles so have a negative chance of cracking the code, but am looking forward to the solution so that I can use this with my students come the Spring semester.My guess is:

You can educate but you can’t teach



Sean. inscribed these words of wisdom on Wednesday Jan 30, 2008 at 06:41 PM
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 Wednesday July 04 2007

Prison Break &Subtitles

I’ve spent a fair amount of time on a lesson utilizing Prison Break’s pilot episode. This lesson is for my English Communication summer course which is mostly 4th year students with a high English proficiency. The course is in a computer lab and the lesson utilizes this, but could easily be adapted for teaching in a regular classroom with a little work.

I’ve been thinking about a lesson that provided instructions for students on how best to use subtitles for language acquisition for some time. I finally have the opportunity to be able to teach it and hope the lesson works. I chose Prison Break as most of my students are familiar with the show, it’s current and very popular, and I also enjoy the show.

To prepare this lesson I ripped the pilot episode from DVD in four sections.  The first clip is 5:13 seconds long and has Korean subtitles, the second clip is 5:55 seconds long with no subtitles. The third clip is 7:17 seconds and has English subtitles. The final clip was ripped 3 times, one with English subs, one with no subs, and one with Korean subs - each being three minutes long. If you have access to the DVD you can easily rip with subtitles using Xilosoft’s DVD Ripper.

My lesson plan takes 3 hours to complete and students will only watch the first 21:20 seconds of the pilot - it’s available here: prison break lesson_plan (MS word) The student handout is available in here:
prison break. handout (PDF)if you would like the original MSpublisher file send me an email and I’ll pass it on.

Two articles of interest related to subtitles and ESL/EFL can be found here and here.



Sean. inscribed these words of wisdom on Wednesday Jul 4, 2007 at 12:10 PM
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 Thursday June 14 2007

Internet English (again)

Two years ago and at a previous university position I wrote about a proposal for a course titled Internet English. Well it looks like I will finally be able to teach a course approaching what this was supposed to be.

I am asking readers for suggestions
This summer, starting June 25, I have been asked to teach a course called English Communication Practice. No guidelines have been set, just that the students are expected to practice English communication. I’ve decided to interpret this loosely as communication is not strictly conversation. Communication is done through various media and modes including oral, written, and recorded (books, radio tv etc..).
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Sean. inscribed these words of wisdom on Thursday Jun 14, 2007 at 09:08 PM
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 Sunday March 25 2007

Twisted Sister

Next week is special listening week for my freshmen classes. During this week we don’t use the textbook but rather do a number of listening exercises and talk about how to improve listening and various resources including podcasts & audio books. I have a couple of activities from the past that I decided to scrap because I wasn’t satisfied with them. This semester I’m replacing them with a 25 minute lesson around a music video by Twisted Sister.


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Sean. inscribed these words of wisdom on Sunday Mar 25, 2007 at 08:59 PM
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 Friday March 23 2007

Piracy

This is a lesson for advanced students on Internet Piracy. Using the website mentioned here, I have saved all the youtube videos to my harddrive so I don’t have to worry about lack of internet during class. I will be teaching this class today and hope it goes well. If anyone uses the lesson I would of course like to know how it goes for you.

piracy.pdf (393kb)

Enjoy
update
Too bloody difficult. It seems I’m going to have to adjust my expectations down for this class. They could do the discussions but the documentary (only 10 minutes) was too difficult even with two viewings.



Sean. inscribed these words of wisdom on Friday Mar 23, 2007 at 06:35 AM
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 Thursday March 15 2007

Hot for Teacher

As mentioned previously I have been planning a lesson using Van Halen’s video Hot for Teacher. I’ve finished the lesson but am unsure of whether to proceed with teaching it. The order of the handout is not in the same order that I would be teaching it. The class is for advanced students and is all male. Feedback appreciated - the hand out is here in pdf format hot_for_teacher.pdf

for the record, this lesson is going to be taught 28 hours from now, quick feedback needed.
Update in the extended entry


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Sean. inscribed these words of wisdom on Thursday Mar 15, 2007 at 08:25 AM
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 Saturday February 10 2007

YouTube Assignment

This semester I’m going to be teaching an advanced class of native/near-native speakers. This course is essentially a freshmen English replacement class. One of the assignments I’m going to do is going to utilize youtube videos. I haven’t exactly determined what I want to do, but the basic premise will be to have the students search a video of at least 3 minutes in length and explain to the class why they like the video and how this video is helpful for their English.

I know that this is a very vague assignment, but I’m still flushing out the idea. Actually I just started and wanted to get the idea down in writing. I will of course not restrict videos to youtube, googlevideo or other English video sites will be acceptable. One alternative would be to have the students make their own video and upload it to youtube to share with the world. I’m pretty sure that option would not be mandatory as I am not going to teach how to make a video or provide cameras to the class, but if they want to do that and have the know how, that would be fine with me.

Any reader suggestions are very welcome to help me flush out this idea. I’ve got plenty of time as I’m not planning on doing this assignment until the second half of the semester.



Sean. inscribed these words of wisdom on Saturday Feb 10, 2007 at 09:58 AM
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 Sunday September 24 2006

If I had a $1,000,000

I’ll be going over the unreal conditional this week. I’ve got a couple of great activities that I regularly do for this sort of lesson. I decided this time around to add another one. Last week was special listening week and that got me inspired to use If I had a $1,000,000 by Barenaked Ladies. This is a great upbeat song that uses the target langauge repeatedly.

I’m not going to do a cloze or gap-fill with this, though the song easily lends itself to that sort of activity. Instead I’m going to focus on generating conversation and fluency after having done some focus on form earlier. This will be a great way to lighten the class mood and enjoy some music the students have probably never heard before.

I’ve uploaded the PDF (226kb). If you have MSpublisher and would like to modify the file to your own needs send me an email and I’ll pass on the original file.



Sean. inscribed these words of wisdom on Sunday Sep 24, 2006 at 05:34 PM
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 Monday June 12 2006

Vocabulary Learning Through Roleplay

Recently I’ve been reading Learning Vocabulary in Another Language by I.S.P. Nation (cambridge australia link) again - was reading this ages ago and didn’t finish. A few days ago there was some material in this book that I wanted to blog, but I didn’t make note of it and cannot find it now.

However today I found an interesting teaching activity that I think would go over very well in class. I’m going to copy directly from the bottom of page 136 to the top of 138.


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Sean. inscribed these words of wisdom on Monday Jun 12, 2006 at 07:23 PM
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 Saturday April 15 2006

Smallville - Metamorphosis

I’ve just finished the hand out for the next episode of Smallville that I am doing with my advanced class. You can see the original on this entry. My students wanted to continue chronologically in the series so prepared episode two titled Metamorphosis. This time I’m not uploading my lesson plan but you should be able to plan any lesson well from this material. On page nine I’ve copied the text from SMALLVILLE: A TV Review. I’m going to have my students read that site before coming to class, but I copied it in case the site goes down in the future and then I’ll be able to distribute it as a handout. I’ve of course included the link on page nine so students can find it for themselves if they want.

Many of the screenshots I included in the script came from this site, which has over 200 screen caps per episode. Again, if you have MSpublisher and would like to modify the file let me know and I’ll send it to you by email. You can download my entire handout in pdf here: Smallville - Metamorphosis



Sean. inscribed these words of wisdom on Saturday Apr 15, 2006 at 01:53 PM
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 Wednesday April 12 2006

Teacher Dude’s Grill and BBQ

Teacher Dude’s Grill and BBQ is a blog that I stumbled across while surfing. It looks like he’s been blogging since late September of last year so unlike so many other blogs he may not be here today gone tomorrow. Anyhow the post on the top of the page has a stellar idea which I am going to use for my classes.

Anyway I have been handing out DVDs with all the audio material I’ve mananged to download from the net so students can practice their listening skills over the holidays. Usually I hand out two or three DVDs to the class and ask them to copy or circulate the originals. (viral teaching ?) I do this as not veryone has access to a pc and the internet.

The rest of the post links to the resources he’s used - go read this brilliant post.

Another post further down the page is inspired by the movie Die Hard 3 and also looks like a lot of fun. I’m pretty sure I’ll be doing it during this semester. Go read The Die Hard Lesson Plan and read the post that explains the inspiration for this lesson.



Sean. inscribed these words of wisdom on Wednesday Apr 12, 2006 at 08:26 PM
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 Saturday April 01 2006

The Two Headed Monster

Kevin Kim has posted what looks like a fun activity to try out with students. I’ll be trying it out after I do mid-terms. If anyone else has lesson plans or bits they would like to share, please do. There is no better way to improve your own classroom than to share, borrow and adapt each others work.
Kevin’s activity is titled The Two Headed Monster

The setup is simple: students are grouped into pairs (or trios, if the class has an odd number of students) and are told that they are now fused together and have become two-headed monsters. The monster, unfortunately, has a problem: each head can utter only one word at a time.

For all the details go read Kevin’s post.



Sean. inscribed these words of wisdom on Saturday Apr 1, 2006 at 10:32 AM
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 Thursday March 30 2006

Smallville Pilot

I prepared a two hour lesson on the pilot episode of Smallville for my advanced students doing independant study. The prep for this lesson took a large amount of time and I thought that it would be nice to see the lesson used by other teachers if they are interested.

The class met for two hours. The first fifteen minutes I had students discussing what they knew about Smallville and Superman in general. I talked a little bit about what native English speakers, especially from North America, would know due to superman being embedded in pop culture. You can see the handout for that section, which students downloaded and printed before class, here: Smallville Assumptions (pdf).


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Sean. inscribed these words of wisdom on Thursday Mar 30, 2006 at 05:47 PM
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 Sunday November 06 2005

Ladle Rat Rotten Hut

This week I’m doing a special focus on pronunciation. The first class is focusing on word and sentence stress. I’ve prepared few exercises to build awareness of these areas for students. But I wanted to have something that would instantly make it clear what I was talking about. Especially that it isn’t always necessary to have the sounds exactly correct when speaking but that intonation and stress carries much more meaning than most people know. This is where Ladle Rat Rotten Hut comes in.

Listen to the audio - do it now before looking at anything else. What story is it? It’s easy to guess because of the intonation and rhythm.  (original audio from this site) Sentence sense has the story written side by side in the original as well as the H. L. Chace version you just listened to.



Sean. inscribed these words of wisdom on Sunday Nov 6, 2005 at 11:37 AM
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