Random Quote
The least of learning is done in the classrooms
---- Thomas Merton
Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar.
---- Edward R. Murrow
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
---- Lily Tomlin
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
---- Isaac Asimov
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
---- Fred Allen
Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
---- Terry Pratchett
As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life - so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls.
---- M. Cartmill
No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness.
---- Sheik Abd-al-Kadir
A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats.
---- anonymous
As soon as I buy the moose head, I have to go pick up some KY jelly.
---- Mary Roninette Kowal
It is a paradoxical but profoundly true and important principle of life that the most likely way to reach a goal is to be aiming not at that goal itself but at some more ambitious goal beyond it.
---- Arnold Toynbee
Learning is not attained by chance, it must be sought for with ardor and attended to with diligence.
---- Abigail Adams (1744 - 1818)
To have another language is to possess a second soul.
---- Charlemagne
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
---- Mitch Hedberg
The important thing is not to stop questioning.
---- Albert Einstein
It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something.
---- Franklin D. Roosevelt
it's probably not a good idea to underestimate my ability to make an ass out of myself—just when I seem to have it under control, I'll turn around and surprise you.
---- Tenser said the Tensor
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
---- Lily Tomlin
I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.
---- Terry Pratchett
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
---- Doug Larson
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
---- Thomas A. Edison
There are painters who transform the sun to a yellow spot, but there are others who with the help of their art and their intelligence, transform a yellow spot into the sun.
---- Pablo Picasso
Books to the ceiling,
Books to the sky,
My pile of books is a mile high.
How I love them! How I need them!
I'll have a long beard by the time I read them.
---- Arnold Lobel
I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him.
---- Galileo Galilei
Arguments over grammar and style are often as fierce as those over IBM versus Mac, and as fruitless as Coke versus Pepsi and boxers versus briefs.
---- Jack Lynch
1st Annual Global EIL Congress
The 1st Annual Global EIL Congress was held at Korea University on May 26, 2007. The motto of the Global EIL Conference, “Bringing the World Together,” was entirely appropriate; the conference attendees had the opportunity to meet and converse with distinguished speakers and educators from all over the world. Presenters arrived from nations such as Iran, Turkey, Saudi Arabia, China, Kazakhstan, Japan, Malaysia, and many of the “Western Countries.” The range of cultures, accents, and perspectives were all an integral part of the modest, but well-deserved success of this conference. The light attendance was a bit disappointing, but not surprising, for reasons which will be mentioned later.
The theme of the conference was “English as an International Language: Setting the Standards.” Lecturers focused heavily on the premise that EFL/ESL should be renamed EIL (English as an International Language) due to the rapid expansion of English as the language of commerce and education. The presenters lectured on themes such the effects of globalization (“The Question of Global English Language Teaching: A Turkish Perspective” by Rana Yildarim and Zuhal Okhan), international language prospectus (“English as an International Lingua Franca” (Matthew Waterson), and practical teaching and/or theory “Assessing Students’ Reading Competencies: Setting Global Standards” by Prof. Reima Al-Jarf).
Due to a last minute transportation issue (I live “in-a-rice-field-next-to-a-gae-go-gi-farm near Suwon), I was unable to attend the morning sessions. An acquaintance who was able to attend the morning sessions said that they were poorly attended and started late, but that they were interesting. I arrived late for the 10:00 session just in time to hear Prof. Jinny Choi present her findings in a comparative study of language shift among Koreans in Paraguay and Koreans in the United States. Through a series of tables and brief interjections, Ms. Choi was able to show that in Paraguay, the Korean language remains mostly intact, whereas in the United States, Koreans vastly prefer to learn English. I would have liked to hear Ms. Choi speak more about the implications of such a shift, but she did not directly address this issue. It was still a very intriguing presentation.
I attended a few more “nuts and bolts” presentations (teaching theory), but decided to play hooky during some of the later sessions. There was NO lunch break scheduled, and some of the presentations ran over their allotted time. I met up with an interesting group of people by chance in the lobby, and quickly got drawn into their conversation. I mostly listened, content to hear intellectual repartee for once rather than “Hello, my name is purple.” I shamelessly tagged along with this group as they went to the Starbucks on campus. Hmmm….our university doesn’t have a Starbucks….One of the men was Chris Gelken of the Korea Herald, and another was the “Legal Guy” (can’t for the life of me remember his name, only his face) from the EFL Law site. Mr. Gelken is a fascinating and passionate speaker; several of the current foreigner cases (Daegu signs, libel suit, etc.) came up for discussion.
We brainstormed as a group on how to get these stories of the blogs (which have a tenuous claim to “journalism” at best, or so I’ve been told) and into the press. A lively and slightly off-topic (but important) discussion ensued about the grossly mismanaged EPIK program, and complaints and horror stories poured out of the people in the room. Wisely, I kept mum about my own “interesting” situation (not EPIK-related); no one would believe me anyway. What is necessary, Mr. Gelken argued, is that these stories are documented and written for publication. He encouraged us all to become “citizen journalists.” The session with Mr. Gelken ran over into two sessions, but no one was leaving.
There was very little advertising online and not one flyer; EIL Congress take note of KOTESOL’s advertising, please! The conference book we were given left out all of the room numbers for the speakers; butcher paper with the room numbers hastily scrawled lined the walls behind the small tables where two assistants with limited (but reasonably functional) English sat, giggled, and answered questions. It was a bit like talking to intermediate university students… The schedule did NOT take into account cancelled or delayed speakers. There was no scheduled lunch break, and a few people (such as myself) were obliged to bow out for some of the sessions due to hunger and “classroom fatigue” (we know how our college students feel, trust me!).
All in all, the conference was a pretty decent effort for a first-time try. It was, as all conferences are, a great networking tool (I am currently looking for a uni position in Seoul – take note!), a good chance to meet international educators, and audit high-quality presenters. I fully expect to attend the conference next year if it is offered.
LadySapphire inscribed these words of wisdom on Thursday May 31, 2007 at 09:45 AM
Public_Service_Announcement | Conferences | Teaching | Guest Author |





Sean. wrote 51 words on Thursday May 31, 2007 at 04:30 PM
Sounds like the conference was good. Thank you for posting this and I hope that you will write more guest entries here. Anytime you feel like it, feel free to post.
For the record last Octobers KOTESOL conference also did not have lunch scheduled, which I thought was a big mistake.
paperpusher wrote 6 words on Monday Jun 4, 2007 at 01:02 AM
Vive la France et le francais!