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It is a paradoxical but profoundly true and important principle of life that the most likely way to reach a goal is to be aiming not at that goal itself but at some more ambitious goal beyond it.
---- Arnold Toynbee
The least of learning is done in the classrooms
---- Thomas Merton
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
---- Lily Tomlin
Study without desire spoils the memory, and it retains nothing that it takes in.
---- Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1519)
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
---- Gail Godwin
Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation.
---- Kin Hubbard
Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
---- Terry Pratchett
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
---- Mitch Hedberg
A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats.
---- anonymous
I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him.
---- Galileo Galilei
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
---- Doug Larson
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.
---- Edward Abbey
To have another language is to possess a second soul.
---- Charlemagne
Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?"
---- Kelvin Throop III
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
---- Evan Esar
The important thing is not to stop questioning.
---- Albert Einstein
I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.
---- Terry Pratchett
Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.
---- Robert Frost
Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar.
---- Edward R. Murrow
As soon as I buy the moose head, I have to go pick up some KY jelly.
---- Mary Roninette Kowal
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
---- John Ciardi
Those who know nothing of foreign languages, knows nothing of their own.”
---- Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe (1749 -1832)
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
---- Thomas A. Edison
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
---- Lily Tomlin
The great enemy of clear language is insincerity. When there is a gap between one's real and one's declared aims, one turns as it were instinctively to long words and exhausted idioms, like a cuttlefish spurting out ink.
---- George Orwell
Corner Gas
I’m teaching an advanced class yet again. This week one of my lessons from last semester was not very good. I needed to replace the second hour so I decided to add another TV show to the mix. This time I chose Corner Gas - A Canadian sit com that just got picked up by an American network. This show is funny, very unique, and I can guarantee that students have never seen it before.
The handout is in pdf format - Corner Gas Whataphobia. If you want an MSpublisher format send an email and I’ll get it to you.
Sean. inscribed these words of wisdom on Wednesday Mar 26, 2008 at 09:57 AM
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joe wrote 35 words on Friday Mar 28, 2008 at 10:00 PM
When I read the title, I thought the article was going to be about that smelly kid who sits in the corner of class. You know the one I’m talking about. Every class has one.