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As soon as I buy the moose head, I have to go pick up some KY jelly.
---- Mary Roninette Kowal
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
---- Evan Esar
Arguments over grammar and style are often as fierce as those over IBM versus Mac, and as fruitless as Coke versus Pepsi and boxers versus briefs.
---- Jack Lynch
To have another language is to possess a second soul.
---- Charlemagne
The great enemy of clear language is insincerity. When there is a gap between one's real and one's declared aims, one turns as it were instinctively to long words and exhausted idioms, like a cuttlefish spurting out ink.
---- George Orwell
it's probably not a good idea to underestimate my ability to make an ass out of myself—just when I seem to have it under control, I'll turn around and surprise you.
---- Tenser said the Tensor
Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.
---- Robert Frost
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
---- Fred Allen
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
---- Lily Tomlin
Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?"
---- Kelvin Throop III
Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
---- Terry Pratchett
It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something.
---- Franklin D. Roosevelt
Books to the ceiling,
Books to the sky,
My pile of books is a mile high.
How I love them! How I need them!
I'll have a long beard by the time I read them.
---- Arnold Lobel
To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent.
---- Robert Copeland
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.
---- Edward Abbey
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
---- Thomas A. Edison
The important thing is not to stop questioning.
---- Albert Einstein
The least of learning is done in the classrooms
---- Thomas Merton
This may be the most interesting blog theme I've ever seen. http://eflgeek.com/index.php Definitely in my top 5 at least.
---- Steve Dembo
I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.
---- Terry Pratchett
Learning is not attained by chance, it must be sought for with ardor and attended to with diligence.
---- Abigail Adams (1744 - 1818)
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
---- Mitch Hedberg
Study without desire spoils the memory, and it retains nothing that it takes in.
---- Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1519)
Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation.
---- Kin Hubbard
Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar.
---- Edward R. Murrow
Expression Engine Contest
Expression Engine is about to release EE 1.6 and a new module. Their having a contest to give away 3 copies of the new module and I’ve decided to enter. The rules state that I must post my entry on my blog so here it is. You can see the contest and new release details here. Hope you enjoy the picture below and if you haven’t already switched to Expression Engine, ask yourself why? click the image to see full size.
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update
I’ve added another picture to the extended entry.

Sean. inscribed these words of wisdom on Saturday Jun 16, 2007 at 02:07 PM
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Charlie Stout wrote 9 words on Tuesday Jun 19, 2007 at 02:45 AM
Austin Powers = golden. Try a Dr. Evil too!
GT wrote 13 words on Thursday Jun 21, 2007 at 05:34 PM
Ha! That’s great work mate! I love the last one…the box…very funny indeed!!
Sean. wrote 22 words on Thursday Jun 21, 2007 at 08:36 PM
Charlie & GT,
thanks.
My personal favorite is Ricky vs Rocky followed by Hans and Franz. Looking forward to the winners announcement.