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The least of learning is done in the classrooms
---- Thomas Merton
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
---- Lily Tomlin
Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?"
---- Kelvin Throop III
Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar.
---- Edward R. Murrow
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
---- Evan Esar
Arguments over grammar and style are often as fierce as those over IBM versus Mac, and as fruitless as Coke versus Pepsi and boxers versus briefs.
---- Jack Lynch
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
---- Fred Allen
A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats.
---- anonymous
It is a paradoxical but profoundly true and important principle of life that the most likely way to reach a goal is to be aiming not at that goal itself but at some more ambitious goal beyond it.
---- Arnold Toynbee
Books to the ceiling,
Books to the sky,
My pile of books is a mile high.
How I love them! How I need them!
I'll have a long beard by the time I read them.
---- Arnold Lobel
Study without desire spoils the memory, and it retains nothing that it takes in.
---- Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1519)
No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness.
---- Sheik Abd-al-Kadir
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
---- Mitch Hedberg
It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something.
---- Franklin D. Roosevelt
Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
---- Terry Pratchett
"It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'"
---- Sam Levenson
As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life - so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls.
---- M. Cartmill
I never teach my pupils; I only attempt to provide the conditions in which they can learn.
---- Albert Einstein
I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.
---- Terry Pratchett
The important thing is not to stop questioning.
---- Albert Einstein
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.
---- Edward Abbey
Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
---- Author Unknown
Technology will not replace teachers...teachers who use technology will
probably replace teachers who do not.
---- Ray Clifford
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
---- Doug Larson
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
---- Lily Tomlin
Foreign University Instructors want Equal Treatment
Foreign University Instructors want Equal Treatment. Go read this Korean news article translated into English by The Marmot’s Hole. Despite have tons I want to say about this, I’m too busy so all I can do is direct you to the article and the dozens of comments already there.
Sean. inscribed these words of wisdom on Wednesday Sep 19, 2007 at 03:42 PM
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