Random Quote
We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything.
---- Thomas A. Edison
Study without desire spoils the memory, and it retains nothing that it takes in.
---- Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1519)
Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
---- Author Unknown
The important thing is not to stop questioning.
---- Albert Einstein
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
---- Doug Larson
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
---- Evan Esar
A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats.
---- anonymous
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
---- Gail Godwin
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
---- Thomas A. Edison
Books to the ceiling,
Books to the sky,
My pile of books is a mile high.
How I love them! How I need them!
I'll have a long beard by the time I read them.
---- Arnold Lobel
This may be the most interesting blog theme I've ever seen. http://eflgeek.com/index.php Definitely in my top 5 at least.
---- Steve Dembo
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.
---- Edward Abbey
Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation.
---- Kin Hubbard
Arguments over grammar and style are often as fierce as those over IBM versus Mac, and as fruitless as Coke versus Pepsi and boxers versus briefs.
---- Jack Lynch
The voodoo priest and all his powders were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino, and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of the world combined, and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself.
---- Mark Helprin, Memoir from Antproof Case, 1995
Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
---- Malcom Forbes
Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?"
---- Kelvin Throop III
I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.
---- Terry Pratchett
As soon as I buy the moose head, I have to go pick up some KY jelly.
---- Mary Roninette Kowal
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
---- Fred Allen
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
---- John Ciardi
it's probably not a good idea to underestimate my ability to make an ass out of myself—just when I seem to have it under control, I'll turn around and surprise you.
---- Tenser said the Tensor
"It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'"
---- Sam Levenson
Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.
---- Robert Frost
It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something.
---- Franklin D. Roosevelt
Internet English
Recently my university changed the way vacation classes are run. Previously all teachers were required to teach six weeks during one vacation and three weeks during the other vacation. All hours were considered part of your contract obligations. However now teachers are required to teach only one vacation for six weeks and the hours are overtime pay. Additionally the school has decided to change the nature of the classes offered during vacation.
We were asked five weeks ago to submit proposals, but only five of 14 teachers did. We had a brief meeting today to talk about mid-terms next week and were told that there will be a 60-90 minute workshop in two weeks about the upcoming classes. Basically it seems like the director wants teachers to get cracking. The problem is that there has been very little in the way of guidelines for teachers and only a few teachers have taught anything other than conversation or writing in the past.
I put my proposal together and submitted it three weeks ago and included a detailed week by week outline of what I would be teaching and the goals of my course. At the end of the meeting I talked to the director and was told that my course is most likely going to be approved. The only potential hitch is finding a department willing to share thier computer lab. My department doesn’t have a lab, and Korean universities are notorious for not sharing resources among departments even if they are not in use.
the Course
The course is going to be rather broad in scope trying. The main goal is to demonstrate to students that the internet has a large potential to aid them in the quest for English mastery provided they take advantage of it in a principled manner. The proposed level for my students is intermediate and advanced. here is the abstract from my proposal.
This course will focus on getting students to recognize the internet as a resource for improving their English. It will draw on the ubiquitous nature of pc bangs in Korea and college students’ enjoyment of surfing the internet. The course will be broken down into different components that are both educational and fun. In the end this class will enable students to see opportunities to use and practice English outside of the classroom through message boards, blogs, chats, and other online resources.
If possible I will arrange with another teacher in a country other than Korea to have language/culture exchange via the internet all conducted in English.
I then further broke down each week into tasks. At this point they are not more detailed than students will start a blog, students will perform a webquest but the foundation has been laid. Once I finish the semester I will have two weeks to put everything together before launching my course. I will of course be using my moodle installation as a launch pad for all the internet activities and a resource for feedback from students.
if you will be teaching during July and August and would be interested in doing a cultural/language exchange with students from Korea please let me know and we can start coordinating times and ideas for projects and activities. I am definately looking forward to preparing for and teaching this course.





polyglot conspiracy wrote 49 words on Friday Apr 15, 2005 at 02:39 AM
That sounds great! I’ve oft wondered if people couldn’t harness the English-dominant internet for ESL purposes. It seems like a perfect fit and a natural-seeming, productive way to help people get more experience reading and writing (and even “chatting,” if you will) in English. Good luck getting it passed!
Sandy wrote 18 words on Friday Apr 15, 2005 at 03:31 AM
I don’t understand - how can it be a vacation/holiday if you have to teach? Please offer enlightenment…
Sean. wrote 19 words on Friday Apr 15, 2005 at 08:54 AM
Sandy,
It’s vacation for students between semesters. However as foreign instructors we are required to teach optional vacation classes.
David (TEFL Smiler) wrote 220 words on Monday Apr 18, 2005 at 07:56 AM
Looks like a great course! At first when I saw the title ‘Internet English’, I was a little concerned for a moment, as courses by that title elsewhere are often about trying to teach some kind of supposed language form as one specific Internet genre - as if there’s only one!
I needn’t have worried, of course - clearly your aim is for your students to learn to use the Web as a source of inspiration and as a reference tool for themselves, both for them to find things they like doing on the Internet in English, and for them to realise how they can use it to help them improve their language skills.
Will you also be discussing with them how they can use different Google searches to see how a “string of words” might commonly be used, and to compare two or more strings to decide which appears to be the most common and with the most ghits, for instance? (I’ve started using Google in that way a lot nowadays when I write in other languages. I even use it quickly to check gender or spelling, for instance!)
I don’t know where I’ll be this summer, so I don’t think I can offer my services, by the way. Sorry, but good luck with finding someone who can help.
Sean. wrote 37 words on Monday Apr 18, 2005 at 09:11 AM
David,
I hadn’t considered using the google ghits as a tool, even though I do it myself for learning Korean. Thanks for reminding me, it is now added to the program.
good luck with your summer plans.
amanda wrote 68 words on Wednesday Dec 13, 2006 at 10:26 PM
I know you posted this a year and a half ago . . . but I would be curious to know if it was approved, and, if so, how did it go???
Care to share ideas on what you did the class and what went well and what did not?
I am teaching a similar course for a whole semester in the spring and am looking for ideas.
Sean. wrote 68 words on Thursday Dec 14, 2006 at 06:04 AM
Amanda,
No I haven’t yet taught a course like this. I switched universities and was preparing a proposal yet again, but after being told to create courses nothing happened. I’ve got a skeleton but no details.
However you’ll definitely want to talk to Aaron Campbell. He’s taught an internet English course a couple of times. Good luck and I hope to hear about your course in the future.