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Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
---- Malcom Forbes
To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent.
---- Robert Copeland
It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something.
---- Franklin D. Roosevelt
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.
---- Edward Abbey
A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats.
---- anonymous
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
---- Lily Tomlin
As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life - so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls.
---- M. Cartmill
We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything.
---- Thomas A. Edison
"It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'"
---- Sam Levenson
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
---- Mitch Hedberg
There are painters who transform the sun to a yellow spot, but there are others who with the help of their art and their intelligence, transform a yellow spot into the sun.
---- Pablo Picasso
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
---- Evan Esar
Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
---- Author Unknown
Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?"
---- Kelvin Throop III
The great enemy of clear language is insincerity. When there is a gap between one's real and one's declared aims, one turns as it were instinctively to long words and exhausted idioms, like a cuttlefish spurting out ink.
---- George Orwell
Learning is not attained by chance, it must be sought for with ardor and attended to with diligence.
---- Abigail Adams (1744 - 1818)
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
---- H. G. Wells
I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him.
---- Galileo Galilei
it's probably not a good idea to underestimate my ability to make an ass out of myself—just when I seem to have it under control, I'll turn around and surprise you.
---- Tenser said the Tensor
I never teach my pupils; I only attempt to provide the conditions in which they can learn.
---- Albert Einstein
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
---- Gail Godwin
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
---- Fred Allen
No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness.
---- Sheik Abd-al-Kadir
Technology will not replace teachers...teachers who use technology will
probably replace teachers who do not.
---- Ray Clifford
Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.
---- Isaac Newton
My Theme Song
I’ve found my theme song and video for this blog. Weird Al has got to be one of the most talented musicians around. Love him or Hate him, there’s no denying his talent. My theme song is White and Nerdy.
Sean. inscribed these words of wisdom on Sunday Dec 31, 2006 at 10:52 AM
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scott wrote 12 words on Wednesday Jan 3, 2007 at 11:30 PM
Good stuff. Donny Osmond dancing in the background was a good touch.