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To have another language is to possess a second soul.
---- Charlemagne
As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life - so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls.
---- M. Cartmill
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
---- Doug Larson
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
---- Lily Tomlin
I never teach my pupils; I only attempt to provide the conditions in which they can learn.
---- Albert Einstein
Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster!
---- unknown
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
---- H. G. Wells
"It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'"
---- Sam Levenson
The voodoo priest and all his powders were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino, and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of the world combined, and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself.
---- Mark Helprin, Memoir from Antproof Case, 1995
it's probably not a good idea to underestimate my ability to make an ass out of myself—just when I seem to have it under control, I'll turn around and surprise you.
---- Tenser said the Tensor
A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats.
---- anonymous
Technology will not replace teachers...teachers who use technology will
probably replace teachers who do not.
---- Ray Clifford
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
---- Evan Esar
Those who know nothing of foreign languages, knows nothing of their own.”
---- Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe (1749 -1832)
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
---- Gail Godwin
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
---- Fred Allen
Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation.
---- Kin Hubbard
Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
---- Malcom Forbes
No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness.
---- Sheik Abd-al-Kadir
Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.
---- Robert Frost
This may be the most interesting blog theme I've ever seen. http://eflgeek.com/index.php Definitely in my top 5 at least.
---- Steve Dembo
Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar.
---- Edward R. Murrow
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.
---- Edward Abbey
Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
---- Terry Pratchett
As soon as I buy the moose head, I have to go pick up some KY jelly.
---- Mary Roninette Kowal
Volunteer English Teaching
The Fencerider has an interesting post up about his decision to teach English for free at the local community office.
Sean. inscribed these words of wisdom on Thursday Mar 15, 2007 at 02:47 PM
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